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Extract of the pearls of the Vat 2004
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(Between brackets, some comments of Profs) The Egyptians transformed deaths into mummies to keep them alive...
(it is for that besides, that they turn of films!)
The Roman emperors organized combat of radiators...
(heats the combat!!!!)
Clovis died at the end of its life...
(it had of it chance, Clovis!!!!)
The infant mortality was very high, except at the old men...
(they have pot, them!!!)
The children were often born in low age...
(?!?!?)
The armistice is a war which is finished every year on November 11...
(one is not in the shit!!!)
The clouds charged with rain are the large cunnilingus...
(not obsessed whole!!)
American often goes to the mass because the Protestants are very catholic...
(thus will leave that to Northern Ireland!!!)
China is the country more populated with a billion inhabitants with the square km...
(one includes/understands better why they all are thin!)
One kilo of mercury weighs practically a ton...
(will be necessary to pay attention with our thermometers!)
Air-conditioning is a cold heating with gas, except that it is the opposite...
(there, it is me which does not follow!)
The fables of the Fountain are so old that one is unaware of the name of the author...
(Ben hold!!!!)
To make œufs, the hen must be fermented by a cock...
(with the wine, naturally!!!)
Thanks to the structure of sound œil, an eagle is able to read a newspaper with 1400 meters...
(did not know the so intelligent eagles. Is really necessary to pay attention to now!)